There once was a snail named Barry. Barry was a very friendly snail; however, he was also very slow. Everyone liked Barry at first. Eventually they all became frustrated with Barry because they got sick and tired of waiting for him. It took him so long to do anything.
Barry lost all his friends because they would not wait for him. Barry was so sad that he purposefully slugged through a pile of salt and dissolved.
What is the moral of this story? Hurry up you slow poke!