Do you ever have one of THOSE days? You know, the ones where you open your mouth and the crap that pours out is offensive/inappropriate/not-as-funny-as-you-think/going to get you fired?
Well, that was my WEEK. Where are my friends that will protect me from myself? I need that person that will hear me spewing craziness to the most influential people, kindly put their hand over my mouth and guide me away from the conversation. I know I have those people in my life (MO), but they don’t work with me! Sometimes a girl just needs a little help.
I won’t get into the dirty details, but let me just tell you I was hopped up on cold medicine, caffeine and drinking a glass of wine that I may have come inches from spilling on an important CEO.
I know it’s bad when I call my sister to tell on myself and she practically pees her pants laughing at my recap of the absurdities that kept jumping off my tongue.
It is time to keep my head down and let my work speak for itself. My mouth seems hell bent on ruining my reputation.