Friday, May 23, 2014

Snarky Cards For Sale

If you are anything like me, there are some moments in life that they just don’t make greeting cards for. Well fret no more, Olive &Clyde to the rescue. These two awesome chicks took on the task of creating snarky greeting cards and I think they struck GOLD.

Did you read my last post? Well this card would have been have been just the thing I needed to cure my word vomit hangover. 


Luckily, I don’t have anyone to send this card to yet, but I’m ready.The inside reads, "sorry he turned out to be a dick".


With Father’s day right around the corner, you might want to order one for your dad. While you’re at it, stock up on all the cards that fill that supermarket greeting card void! You might have a friend like me who needs some love all wrapped up in a laugh and sealed with a stamp.

PS – totally excited for Mo and her new business. I'm not at all jealous. I mean come on, writing snarky, funny greeting cards, who would want to do that all day?

Friday, May 16, 2014

Word vomit

Do you ever have one of THOSE days? You know, the ones where you open your mouth and the crap that pours out is offensive/inappropriate/not-as-funny-as-you-think/going to get you fired?
Well, that was my WEEK. Where are my friends that will protect me from myself?  I need that person that will hear me spewing craziness to the most influential people, kindly put their hand over my mouth and guide me away from the conversation. I know I have those people in my life (MO), but they don’t work with me! Sometimes a girl just needs a little help.

I won’t get into the dirty details, but let me just tell you I was hopped up on cold medicine, caffeine and drinking a glass of wine that I may have come inches from spilling on an important CEO.

I know it’s bad when I call my sister to tell on myself and she practically pees her pants laughing at my recap of the absurdities that kept jumping off my tongue.

It is time to keep my head down and let my work speak for itself. My mouth seems hell bent on ruining my reputation.